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Men: Women Are Not That Complicated

When we tag you in a photo with rings, wedding gowns, wedding suits, awesome wedding venues and the like, we are tired of waiting for you to do the necessary. So could you just pop the questions. We promise to act surprised.

When we keep mentioning that holiday get away package that is too good to be true, we need you to take us out. We don't have to go to that expensive exotic place, any place will do so long as it's just the two of us.

When it's 7 pm in the evening and we call to remind you of the delicious food we had at a certain hotel, we do not want to cook, we want to eat out. It's mostly that we are feeling lazy on this particular day, need to be treated or don't want to deal with the aftermath of cooking at home. you know, dirty dishes and all. 

If we suddenly decide to tetea the rights of children and can't stop complementing your sisters kids or a neighbors. We start to see and talk about the many beautiful babies in our life and how 'am the only one without a kid among my peers', we want to have kids,... with you. Our clock is ticking and we don't want to be called grandmas at our kids visiting day. (Kids can be very cruel to other kids, and we don't want ours bullied)
If we don't pick up your 2nd, 3rd and 4th call, we are either thinking of terminating the relationship, have already dumped you, are waiting for you to read the signs on the wall and take a walk, or we want you to haul ass to our house so we can give you a piece of our mind. Your choice!

I was talking to a friend of mine recently and he kept saying that women are complicated. That we want so much, we demand too much, that we are insecure all the time while we shouldn't. But we are not. It's the little things that make the difference in our lives.
I asked him a simple question, 'when was the last time you took your wife out? Like just the two of you, no kids? and he couldn't remember. Steve Harvey is right when he says, you need to date your wife. Just because you married her and she's gotten you kids, you should't stop. Date her. Surprise her once in a while. Cook for her one day. Show her she's important. It's the simple things. They make all the difference.

Women are not complicated. No! :-) 

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